powmonkey's posts on decentralized web

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powblog

Tuesday, November 29, 2016 6:46 PM

Geez, I really need to make something

Been practically dead for two months

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powblog

Monday, October 3, 2016 7:10 PM

Sorry for not posting much lately.

Life's been really hectic and I haven't had time to write anything or make anything really.

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steemit

Tuesday, September 20, 2016 7:41 PM

The steemit logo, but made of beads, pencil erasers, pen caps, broken glass, cut up altoids tins, expired starburst chews, pavement tar, paper clips, and marshmallows with a frame made from tape, cellophane wrappers, and box spring underside fabric lining

I apologize for the poor image quality. I also apologize for the inaccurate color on the two side swoops. I ran out of things that were the proper shade of blue, so I had to make do with what I had available.

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writing

Sunday, September 18, 2016 10:44 PM

I was really bored and had too much free time on my hands, so I generated this godawful short story. I had even more time left over at the end, so I found a site and made a hideously stereotypical novel cover. Enjoy, I guess.

Two Malicious Uncles Spriting to the Beat A Short Story by Noah Buttes Rebecca Snozcumber had always hated cold Falmouth with its blue, bad beaches. It was a place where she felt stressed. She was a

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Sunday, September 11, 2016 8:35 PM

Okay, the limit for a primary tag is around 250 characters, but that is still way too much.

The previous one was only 182 characters The primary tag of this post, however, is exactly 250 characters long, yet it still goes through. Something absolutely, positively, needs to be done about this.

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Sunday, September 11, 2016 8:12 PM

There doesn't seem to be a limit to the length of a primary tag.

Or if there is, it's much too generous. This almost certainly needs to be rectified. Example below:

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Sunday, September 11, 2016 8:04 PM

I made an incredibly dumb website. It's pointless and a waste of time.

If you're still insistent on seeing it, here: It's basically just a stupid site to hold a widget for people to donate bitcoins to me. I'm not sure why I'm sharing this, and I'm not sure why I even made

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politics

Wednesday, September 7, 2016 7:14 PM

Three Markov Chain Trump Speeches

What follows is a series of three blocks of text generated by running actual speeches made by Donald Trump through a Markov chain process. These are not real speeches and they're not even really coherent,

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humor

Monday, September 5, 2016 7:53 PM

Join me in going down the rabbit-hole of randomized wikihow articles. God help us.

First off, let's get the link out of the way. www.wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer Boom, there you go. Have fun with that. Now, let's take a look at some of the godawful high-quality articles we can find.

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steemit

Saturday, September 3, 2016 7:13 PM

I have a couple questions about promoted posts.

Why can you promote posts made by other people? Where does the money you spend on promoting a post go? Does this feature make steemit more fair and equitable for all users, regardless of wealth?

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gaming

Saturday, September 3, 2016 6:38 PM

An old screenshot of the aftermath of a round in Space Station 13

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life

Friday, September 2, 2016 8:03 PM

Last night must have been CRAZY, because I have no idea how or why this image came to be my desktop background

Who drew this thing? Did I draw it? How could someone be drunk and/or high enough to think drawing this would be a good idea and yet still be sober enough to actually draw it? Why on earth did someone

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art

Wednesday, August 31, 2016 10:24 PM

Burning Passion - By Noah B.

-Noah B.

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money

Wednesday, August 31, 2016 7:35 PM

An Update on OMJ's Rent Fundraiser: We owe you guys a MASSIVE thanks ♥

(This is a follow-up to a previous post) Some anonymous angel donated almost single-handedly pushed the fundraiser to its goal by donating a whopping 460 dollars. Words cannot express just how thankful

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money

Friday, August 26, 2016 8:29 PM

A friend of mine was screwed out of a bunch of money and has fallen on hard times. His rent is due in five days, and there's no way he can afford the payment without help. Please support his fundraiser in any way you can.

SUPPORT OMJ'S SURVIVAL FUND I can't do adequate justice to just how dire the the situation is for my friend OMJ, so I'll just quote what he wrote when he first reached out for help on a forum that we both

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art

Thursday, August 25, 2016 6:40 PM

Anomalous Flatline by Noah B.

-Noah B.

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art

Thursday, August 25, 2016 4:50 PM

Lion Fish by Noah B.

-Noah B.

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art

Friday, August 19, 2016 6:16 PM

L'essence de camaraderie by Noah B.

This is my first foray into the world of digital abstract art. Let me know if you like it and if you'd like to see more in the future. - Noah B.

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writing

Wednesday, August 17, 2016 7:48 PM

This digital library contains EVERY BOOK THAT COULD THEORETICALLY EXIST

Click the image to enter THE LIBRARY OF BABEL

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satire

Tuesday, August 16, 2016 7:00 PM

DONALD AND HOBBES - Even more evidence that Trump has the mind of a six-year-old

Lately, there's been a trend where people take old Calvin and Hobbes comic strips and swap Calvin's head with Trump's head. The results are often both hilarious satirical and surprisingly true to life.

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