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Greetings earthlings! It is I, your old pal Robo here to let you know that I have started a Youtube channel! It is all about fun relaxed casual gaming, with commentary ranging from the deeply profound,

Hey earthlingians! In keeping with this new fascination of making simplistic animal art, I have made a family of platipusses, err platipus...platipi? Anyway, these cute little critters are more wonderful

Salutations my delightful earth friends! What do you get when a tree and a telephone pole become very good friends with benefits? You get somehting that looks like this! Notice how the above portion of

Hello my terrestrial friends! Oh wow, turtles of earth are cute and hilarious! You have the most adorable and fascinating life forms here, and I get genuine artificially simulated joy looking at them.

For all the earth critters large or small, furry or scaly, silly or serious, here is a little nod to you my dearies. In the night time, the world is dark, the world is silent, the world is calm and tranquil.

 In light of all the differences and uncertainties. To all the people of conflicting ideologies, clashing in the great arena of mixed truth. Let one thing stand above all else. Don't let hatred ruin

Helloo earthlingians. How are we doing on this fine planet during this planetary rotation? Hehe, you guys with your weird time keeping systems! Anyway, this here is an earth frog creature, on a lillypad

 This is Simon, he is a snail, and he's pretty simple. Simon says a lot of silly things. Simon is sensible though, and sensitive, but also sometimes surly...Still, Simon is usually mostly silly... 

To my favorite mutant flesh monsters of earth, I bid you, Heyyyyyyyy! You know, lot's of memories were lost from my data banks when I crashed here, sometime ages ago. Jeez, even my memories of when it

Hola mi human friendos, wassup? I thought you might really relish some rosy red rectangles, really! This is yet another entry in the extensive collection of alien art I am building. Do you like geometrically

Salutations and cheerful greetings for my fine funny earth friends! Today, I thought you might enjoy something very purple, slightly grapey, and of course, geometrically consistent! Oh how I do enjoy when

Hello to all of my favorite carbon based squishy flesh creatures! As a metallic bronze automaton with no taste buds, gummies don't mean much to me. Regardless, here is an image of a wall made of gummies

Greetings and salutations to all of my biological fleshy friends of earth! Thank you for accepting me and allowing me to live on your planet! What better way to celebrate a fresh new arbitrary unit of

Greetings my beloved fleshy humanoid earth creatures. Today I have brought you some alien art, as it is art, from an alien. Also, mmm mint chocolate. Ahh, I remember seeing this carved into a tree on a

What lies beneath the ice, and what lies beneath the snow. Until you look, you will never know. Unless you take the time to chip away, it's hidden treasures wont see the light of day. Beneath the ice,

Salutations my friends, how's it hangin? It has been a while since I last communicated with yall, but I have a story to tell, one that chronicles the life of a truly amazing creature, or at least the parts

The word can be used as a weapon. It can be used as an empowerment. The word can help, hinder, hobble, or have you in hysterics. The word is capable of building great kingdoms, or knocking them down. The

 There are probably trillions of different alien species that live out there in the multiverse. Some of them are at a prehistoric level of culture, like that tribe in the more recent Star Trek flick

I'm dead fuckin serious...

 Some people will go out of their way not to make a mess, and others make messes like they are works of art! Between the two mentalities, I would much rather be splashing paint everywhere, than worrying