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Last Sunday I visited a local hotel and had lunch there. My review about the hotel and whole experience is really good... Service was awesome food was good and most importantly the environment of the hotel

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Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul. Link

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.

"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Behind every successful man, there's a woman. If this is true, we should look into this and find out what the heck she's doing back there.

My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother. It fell seconds after where she had been sitting. That darned clock always was slow.

Wife: The doctor has come to see you. Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and won't be able to see anyone.

Doctor to a rich man: Do you prefer a local anesthesia? Rich man: I would rather prefer an imported one.

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart,

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all. Link

Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!😝😝😝

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”

Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying. Link