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Series in one sentence: Two mentally crippled people drag on an already short series by breaking up and falling back in love every episode. Series in more sentences: A loner girl, fully lacking emotion,

Movie in one sentence: No matter how nice you are, you'll end up alone with your feet covered in soil. Movie in more sentences: A lonely, living scarecrow gets taken away from his empty environment by

Movie in one sentence: Underwater Peter Pan gets pussy whipped by a fairy. Movie in more sentences: The realms of water and fire have long been divided after their leaders got turned against each other

Series in one sentence: The one character you love and the romances you want to see are completely absent. Series in more sentences: Death has set up a special school for students who want to become "soul

NOTE: Watched season 1. Series in one sentence: Someone with a lame haircut and a boring personality is the main character of an anime. Series in more sentences: A boy gets attacked by a demonic human,

Series in one sentence: We follow around a perverted genius who isn't smart enough to actually use his talents to give himself a better life. Series in more sentences: A young man who loves to learn goes

Series in one sentence: A boy has to bang a stranger or else she'll stay a midget. Series in more sentences: A scientifically engineered girl moves into the home of a boy as ordered by the state, who must

NOTE: I watched this series in English and season 1 only. Series in one sentence: A boy with no real talents and strength is lucky enough to have a hidden power that saves his ass. Series in more sentences:

Series in one sentence: A whiny kid has a seriously bad case of Stockholm syndrome. Series in more sentences: A group of people, who usually write a journal of some kind in their spare time, are chosen

Series in one sentence: A show that expects you to laugh when a dog gets abused. Series in more sentences: A boy obsessed with books ends up getting shot in the face by a robber while protecting an

Note: Watched the first 3 episodes. Series in one sentence: Good for practising your yawning. Series in more sentences: Three scientifically engineered girls trained for one purpose go look around a

NOTE: I watched this series in English. Series in one sentence: I get a private stalker to drive me to school. Series in more sentences: A rich and sassy demon girl goes to live on her own in a special

Series in one sentence: Japan forgets how normal human beings look like. Series in more sentences: A boy gets invited over to an exclusive school, but ends up locked inside with a handful of other students.

Series in one sentence: Twilight done slightly better, but not much. Series in more sentences: A teenage vampiric mob boss with an obsession for humans and human merchandise gets notified a real human

Series in one sentence: Helluva drug. Series in more sentences: A police officer finds an axe one day and proclaims himself a superhero. And then he is a superhero, because he proclaimed it. Together with

Series in one sentence: It's soft porn. Series in more sentences: A girl goes off looking for her father's murderer with nothing but a few clues. She knows to find the answers she needs at the high school

NOTE: Watched season 1 in full and a few episodes from the second season. Series in one sentence: Watch different cartoon characters act like annoying whores for your supposed enjoyment. Series in more

Series in one sentence: A super-hot and funny guy is somehow considered a loser by everyone. Series in more sentences: A boy who skipped more days of school than he attended discovers he is the son of

NOTE: Watched season 1 only. Series in one sentence: A guy risks his life over a girl he has no chemistry with. Series in more sentences: Thousands of people get trapped in a virtual reality MMORPG game