Neither will @solarisastro do it. His offer is about revealing your
Ascendant (and upvote). I understand quite well your point, but don’t compare seeing professional astrologist with this joke.
“On receiving your donation I will delve into your birth details, and let you know what Ascendant Sign you were born under. I will also give you an Upvote for your post, also a short interpretation of your Ascendant, and an Astrology Chart Wheel in my response. I will also advise you which horoscope sign to read to get the answers that you need - be it for your daily, weekly, monthly or yearly horoscope.”
Astro.com gives a lot
More than that for free.(but doesn’t give upvotes unfortunately)
RE: Astrology Special - Get an upvote for your post, plus find out your Astrology Ascendant, revealing your true character...