Hello Steemians
As I promised this post is actually a joke that continues along our conversation on “identifying dishonest people”
But even though it is a joke, it has an honest message because it really makes a case for the type of people that you must avoid.
All in good fun to finish off the weekend, hopefully next week is nothing but blessings for you all!
There was a gentleman of about 60 years old who was moving a lot of money in his personal account, so one day the FBI gave him a call, they wanted to see what reasons he had to move those quantities in his accounts, where was the money coming from, etc.
The man told the agent: I make the money making little bets with my friends and other people, and as far as I know, there is nothing illegal about that.
The agent asked: What do you mean bets? But the amounts are way too big to be making that money with friends, those numbers are like a casino.
The man continued explaining to the agent that he was telling the truth and that he was not breaking any laws.
A few days later the retired man of the story receives a summon, he has to go to the FBI office and show where the money is coming from in person. The man of course had to comply, and and went to the summon on the date with his own lawyer of course.
When he arrived to the office, the retired man spoke first and told the officer: I can prove to you that I can make the money simply by making small bets friend friends and other people.
The agent says: Ok, show me Sir, I’m all ears.
The man continues: I’ll bet you 5 thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye!
The agent of course found this very strange, and it made no sense, so he agreed: Ok, done, I’ll take you up on the bet.
The man takes out his left eye, it was glass after all, puts it in his mouth, bites it and puts it back. Ok, I won.
The agent furious says: But that was cheating! - The old man interrupts: No it’s not, you took the bet, but OK, I can understand your frustration and I can see your side, but I’m going to give you an opportunity to make your money back.
I can bet you that I can bite my other eye! The agent got freaked out for a second and started to think about it: “Ok, this gentleman entered the office with no dog guide or any help whatsoever, it’s obvious he’s not blind, his second eye must be good”
The agent says: Ok, I accept, let’s do 7 grand because I’m going to recover what I lost and make some money on top. This will be like taking candy from a kid.
Then the retired man look at the FBI agent, took out his dentures and using them in his hand bit his right eye. The agent started to lose his mind. The old man speaks up: You see how I make my money?
He continued: Ok, I’m going to be nice to you, I’m going to give you the chance to win it all back and make a lot more money, I don’t want you to be upset.
This is the bet: Do you see that vase right there, almost 30 feet away on that desk? I will bet you 15 thousand dollars that I can pee into that vase without having one single drop fall on the floor.
The agent was very worried and confused, after all, it was a man of 60, he could not have a healthy prostate to be able to do such thing, not even a young man could. The agent said to the man: I see you are a good person, you are letting me win my money back.
Ok, I agree fifteen thousand dollars, remember I owe you 12, so this would make you have to pay me 3 grand.
Ok, said the retired man, lets do it.
He takes out his member from his pants and starts to urinate everywhere, the tables, some on the agent, almost everyone got splashed. The agent got up in joy and started to scream: I WON, I KNEW IT, I WON!
On the other side of the lawyer punches the table and screams: OLD BASTARD!!! HOW COULD YOU?
The agent stops smiling and says: What happened? Why are you upset? You got peed or something?
The lawyer continues: NO, ITS NOT THAT. This disgusting man made a bet with me for 100 thousand dollars that we would come to your office, he would pee all over your desk and on your employees here, and that you would be grateful and happy!!
The old man had made 85 thousand dollars, and proved he could make a lot of money with friends and even people he didn’t know easily.
To conclude, even though this is a joke, I want to say that the message is clear, you have to learn to recognize the dishonest people and stay clear from them, because they are always trying to take advantage of the situation. Have you not met someone like this?
So again:
When you identify a dishonest person, run away!
Hope everyone starts off a great week, and that you got a good laugh with this humorous post.
Have a nice week!