When my friend was talking to me. (pixabay free image) My friend: Every end is not the end, this may be the beggining of a new things. Me: you are right my friend. I have seen that after end of a person,

In a bakery, a “very robust” person asks the waiter: — Please bring me another slice of cake. But make it very small, because I'm on a diet. — As small as the other seven you just ate? — Yes, and bring

A clueless tourist in Italy walks into a small restaurant in Piedmont, sits down, and orders: — May I have an omelet, please. — French or Italian omelet? — Man! Thank goodness I'm multilingual! But bring

In a war, a prisoner is facing a firing squad and asks as his last wish to see a photo of his wife. The firing squad searches through the prisoner's belongings in the prison office and brings him a photo

An elementary school boy sits in a classroom, very worried. His teacher thinks he's worried because of the math problems they have to do, and approaches him to ask: “What's got you so worried?” “I don't

A woman sees her elderly neighbor sitting outside and greets her. While they're talking, she asks: — What happened to your grandson's girlfriend? I saw her coming out crying. — Well, we were sitting in

A man arrives at his mother-in-law's house looking very unhappy. The mother-in-law greets him with disgust and a frown, then asks: “So what are you doing here visiting?” “I had a fight with your daughter,

In an office: — Tell me your name. — Pepepeter Pepepetry. — Excuse me… Are you… a stutterer? — … No, my father was a stutterer. And the man who recorded the names of newborns on documents … was a bastard

Не поспішайте з висновками. Трішки передісторії спочатку. Отож, сьогодні вперше, де за довгий час я таки дозволила дітворі погратись у нас дома. Дівчатка одразу взялись за улюблену справу господинь -

A young man leaves a career guidance meeting. A teacher sees him looking downcast, and they chat: — Why are you so downcast after the career guidance meeting? — I don't know what career to study. — What

Today was a cold, somewhat rainy, and (overall) pretty calm day. I was doing a little online homework, and I saw an image on an AI-powered image site that inspired me to use their prompt to generate my

One neighbor asked the other: — Hey dude, why do you open the curtains every time your wife starts practicing her singing lessons? — Have you heard her singing? — Yes. — You should understand that I open

Two friends are at the door of a cinema, they have time without seeing and talking. “I didn't know you came to the movies today, what movie are you going to see?” “Murderous sharks at tropical island.”

— Doctor, how is my husband's disease? — The disease is doing well… — Excellent! — Who is very bad is her husband. +++ — Doctor, ¿Cómo va la enfermedad de mi marido? — La enfermedad va bien… — ¡Qué bueno!

Two friends meet after a while and sit down to talk about the news: — My doctor recommended I stop playing soccer. — Do you have a problem with your knee? Or did he diagnose you with any illness? — No,

Greetings friends! (pixabay free image) My friend is very wise. He once told me to be practical. He was not happy with the way I was making mistake. He advised me, "When in Rome, do what Romans do."

Does your cat give you tender glances? Yes, when he closes his eyes. +++ ¿Tu gato te da miradas tiernas? Sí, cuando cierra los ojos. Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen

What did one worm say to another worm in a fruit shop? “I'll be right back, I'm going around the apple”. +++ ¿Qué le dijo un gusano a otro gusano en una frutería? “Ya vuelvo, le voy a dar la vuelta a la

A friend says to another: — When I argue with my wife, I always have the last word. — Really? — Yes, that's right. I always say: “Whatever you want, honey”. +++ Un amigo le dice a otro: — Yo, cuando discuto

Two college students meet and talk: — I heard you were interested in philosophical hedonism. — Yes, I'm just learning about this position that it's pleasure that determines value. After all, I do believe