Your completely innocent dog has obviously been lured into a honey trap operation by the Squirrel Secret Services. That femme fatale squirrel was pumping him for information throughout those sexual encounters. There was no love on its part. That poor canine became a pawn in their plans to bring down civilization and install a squirrel dictatorship. Either that or it's a sting. He should prepare himself for accusations of sexual harassment and a social media hate storm. I suggest your dog closes all of its accounts right now to prevent this. To be on the safe side he should move and assume a new identity immediately. The damage is already done, so he should delete everything before it's too late.
RE: Comedy Open Mic Round 44 : OVER THE SILVER SKY TO THE WORLD OF NEVER : Part 104 - In Danger Of Being Seriously Killed.