I'm cross-eyed; I have conspicuous strabismus. On my 40th birthday, I decided to correct one of my most grievous errors and cover it up. I should have done this earlier; there are some good personal

There is a mumble rambler here in the library I frequent. He talks to himself or pretends he's talking to someone sitting across the table. He'll say things like, "Shut the fuck, nigger; Sit the fuck