Pop-ups are annoying, but now it's app ratings. The algorithms need to chill! Stop asking for satisfaction ratings, it's just a calculator

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Oh man. What is it about my face that inspires so many religious folks to hand me their insulting little pamphlets so often? Is it the big eyes? The sarcasm? The over-the-top enthusiasm? Maybe the sugary

I'm trying to zap but my girlfriend keeps bothering me. Need to get a bigger place so she can't find me... #leavemealone #godosomething #bothered #annoyed #zappl