It's been a decaweek since my last blog post (that's 10 days in ordinary money) and so I thought I'd have a wee maunder aboot some o the things haeppenin. Wan o thase is a wee challenge o'er on twitter

#Scotstober Day Fower: Unco An unco thing lay in the sand. A thing abandoned, flung awa wi oot a care, an tumbled by sea an air an nae mons hand. Ye see it, ye hud it, ye ken it wis something else, noo

#Scotstober Day Thrai: Greet 'A winnae greet, A winnae.' 'C'MON!' 'A winnae greet.' 'YAAAAAAAAAAAS! Did ye see that Eck, did ye? Are you greetin, ye big jessie?' 'Aye. An so are you, so haud yer wheesht.'