Once upon a time, there was a Steemer who became totally addictive to this social network.
So addictive that he forgot about his physiological needs, as toilet needs, food and sleep.
One day his head just fell down on his keyboard. Yes, that was the end of his life.
While his family was grieving and crying, his airy soul flew toward the heaven. The God was waiting for him to judge his poor soul.
When the deceased Steemer came in front of God, the Almighty told him:
"You weren't so bad down on the Earth, but you also weren't particularly good. So, how should I decide where to place you? In the paradise or in hell... OK, you can choose by yourself. So where would you like your soul to rest?"
The Steemer answered:
"I am not sure... Can I try before I make my final decision?"
The God answered:
"This is not what I usually allow, but I will give you the opportunity to try both, the paradise and the hell, and then you will have to decide."
So, the Steemer chose to try the paradise first.
He didn't find the paradise very interesting. Prayers whole day, no computers, no technology, no drugs and alcohol, no sex and he had to be in his bed before 9 PM.
So, next day he tried the hell.
He was surprised when he saw that they have everything for fee in hell! Sex, drugs and alcohol all around, loud music, crazy parties, free porn sites, free downloading of all you can imagine an, the most important, Steeming whole day without any need for food or sleep.
On the next day, God came to the Steemer and asked him:
"You tried paradise and hell! So what did you like more? Where do you want to be?"
The Steemer answered:
"In hell, off course! Paradise is boring, II think that the hell is just right place for me!"
"As you wish!", God answered.
In that moment, the Steemer was thrown in a dark pit, chained, scourged and immediately put on the torture rack. He cried:
"This is not hell that I saw in the trial version!"
The God answered:
"Oh, that was only Beta..."
Thank you!
