Meet my pals, Jimmy, Frank, George, and Pickles. They might look like a bunch of teddy bears, but they're crazier than a bunch of middle school girls at a Magic Mike watch party. Ewoks are absolute lunatics.
These guys kicked the party off by flashing the entire crowd. The little guy on the right was screaming "check out my freewoks!" Interestingly enough, they don't seem to have any genitals.
The last thing I remember is taking a hit off of one of these huge pipes.
I woke up in a loincloth with Tabitha staring at me, whispering sweet nothings in my ear. Not my proudest moment, but 2018 can only get better from here!