luke-skywalker

You all know how much I love shooting womp rats! So much so, that PETA has issued a statement via the lovely Pamela Anderson. Oh Pamela, Earth's greatest gift to the universe. I've found a new hobby though!

Someone from your community has created a video that alters my epic battle banter and makes me sound like a total nerd! While he perfectly captured my jedi-knight-meets-the-matrix back bend, I would never

WORST. DAD. EVER.

As you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't agree with his politics, faith or the fact that he killed my greatest mentor, but staying

Many of my friends and fans ask me all the time, "why don't you just turn to the dark side already?" They talk about the finger lightning, strip clubs and Fox News' favorable media coverage.

After my father, @lordvader, destroyed his old master by throwing him down an elevator shaft, he needed a new job. He needed a new master. This master needed to be even more evil than the last, the head

Meet my pals, Jimmy, Frank, George, and Pickles. They might look like a bunch of teddy bears, but they're crazier than a bunch of middle school girls at a Magic Mike watch party. Ewoks are absolute lunatics.

When most people think of @lordvader, they think of him chopping my hand off, massacring a room full of baby jedis, or maybe even choking his subordinates with his mind. What they don't think of are sleigh

@lordvader is at it again! His latest transmission has caused me to come out of exile to set the record straight. I haven't posted in a while because the wi-fi is awful on my sacred island. But OMG the

I've been away for a while, I had to fly to the far reaches of the galaxy. I was trying to prevent a large merger between the Empire and an even more sinister organization called Disney. Alas, I was too

Do NOT let Master Yoda see this!

You would not believe the day I had! I received a transmission from an organization called PETA, which despite their pronunciation is not a purveyor of the tasty earth-treat known as the "gyro".

Many of my followers write me on a regular basis. They ask me all kinds of questions, like "Luke, why aren't you as cool as your dad?", "How do you get your hair to be so flowy?, "Is

I just got back from my trip to the Death Star to see my dad for Father's Day. It was a rough trip but we made a lot of progress! It started off fine. I flew across the galaxy to meet dad at the Death

Anyone know a good lightsaber mechanic? I'll be in San Fran next week!

Hi Everyone! I'm Luke. I grew up on a small eco-friendly farm in the middle of the desert with my uncle Owen. Here is a picture of me working on my droid! I'm here trying to reconnect with my father