You would not believe the day I had! I received a transmission from an organization called PETA, which despite their pronunciation is not a purveyor of the tasty earth-treat known as the "gyro".
The letter reads as follows:
Dear Mr. Skywalker,
We have been recently alarmed by your public statement alluding to a sport you frequently take part in that PETA finds to be outside the bounds of ethical behavior. In particular, we were disturbed by this statement, "I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters." While this statement alone is incriminating, you have recently doubled down with a tweet in which you stated, "I wish meeting girls was as easy as shooting womp rats: acquire target, let her rip, bullseye!" Ignoring the sexist attitude towards women, we feel that your callous attitude towards innocent womp rats is reprehensible. If you do not change your perspective and continue to abuse the womp rats of Tatooine, we will be forced to escalate our actions. Escalation can include, but is not limited to:
-Angry tweets from our official account, and retweets from washed-up celebrities,
-Protests outside of your favorite restaurant,
-And adverts on Facebook labeling you a "womp rat serial killer"Sincerely,
Pamela Anderson