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The sun was rising and the slumber was finally over. Bellamy woke up and was ready to seize the day. THEY were just about to get out of bed when they noticed a sticky substance leaking from their vagina. The thing is, Bellamy did not recall spending the evening with a lover last night. They were also startled by the fact that their penis too was leaking a similar goo. Bellamy was at a loss for words.

Instead of getting out of bed, Bellamy shoved a finger up inside of hole number one to get a nice sample of this would-be jizz. They are not a forensic scientist, but instead, a script supervisor in Hollywood whose job it is to assure that new films are politically correct. This meant that Bellamy was left with no option but the old faithful taste test. It was indeed a load of cum that had been dumped inside of them. Bellamy was dumbfounded and decided that someone had surely taken advantage of them while they were asleep.

For some reason, something told Bellamy that they should also give the foreign fluid dripping from their penis a taste. To their surprise, the flavor was identical. Again this shook them to the core and they wondered how this could even be possible. No, not the fact that Bellamy has both a penis and vagina. They were born hermaphroditic. Bellamy was confused how her penis could have even gotten inside of their vagina, that angle is seemingly impossible.

Upon finally getting out of bed and noticing that there was now semen all over their thigh, Bellamy rushed to the mirror. After gazing at their own reflection briefly, the question came to mind...

Did I rape myself last night?

Without taking the time to think things over, Bellamy immediately called their attorney Richard D. Hardmore Esq. Was it possible that Bellamy was about to proceed towards a proper court hearing and begin a battle with themself? These were questions that their lawyer could surely answer. To Bellamy's dismay, Mr. Hardmore did not answer the call. Bellamy was left distraught on their bathroom floor, ruined by their own sacred fluid.

Who is at fault here❓

This brings us to a crossroads. I now must ask you this question...

Was it rape?
OR
Was it consensual, since only one person was involved?

If the answer is yes, then we must determine who is at fault here. We cannot assume it was the penis since that would be gender-biased. If we prosecute the vagina, then the feminist army will rise and worldwide chaos will ensue. What on earth will the judicial system decide? Let's hope the jury is competent.

My vote is that we lock them both up for life. That means Bellamy would be forced to serve two consecutive life sentences. Is that punishment enough?

Rape is not a joke, justice must be had. Leave a comment below with what you think should be done here.

^{Please remember that this post is for comedic purposes only.}

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