The narrative is free form but "The Hood" is a place where pointless rules and strange events occur. After the Board of Directors meeting there were three new rules imposed. I would say introduced but one of the rules passed was that all citizens must use the word "imposed" instead of "introduced" for maximum community impact!
(note Crypto backround store, this is just like our beloved mainstreet.)
No more naked jogging except on Sunday. A lot of complaints of the naked joggers jiggling past the business districts was a real first world issue. The campaign to "Free the bounce" , was started by Shlomo Applebee who is a known drama maker. While some joggers were more than embraced to free their bounce, others feel that naked joggers are ruining sales at "Rachel's Gluten Free Shop".
(naked flipping is allowed though)The whole argument of using the word IMPOSED was settled with every council member passing this new rule. The more rules there are then the better the property values stay. The Hood only wants the best of the best!
Reporting Violations is now for fun and profit. Did you see your neighbor forget to recycle? Did Brittany Volvonian park in front of the CBD clinic again without the proper permits? Now you can report all of this to the Home Owners Associations and other authorities and receive free sub sandwiches or pizzas from "Nero's Pizza Palace".
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