The Hood

Making the best of a bad situation

More Neighbors are disappearing, and we don't know why. What's going on with The Pool? And what of The Infinitree?

The New Sun Project was a success, but now we have two suns! What this means for the The Hood is yet to be determined.

In the Community I created "The Hood", it started as a sardonic take on Utopian type areas of America that are actually quite Dystopian. There were posts of the usual Home Owner Associations

In the perfect dystopian utopia of "The Hood", many changes have startled the residents. A NEW HOA PRESIDENT! Yes you read right, there is a new President of the neighborhood but we're all keeping

Hello Neighbor. I have sorrowful news to share. The Dropbears lost The Big Game against “a team whose name can only be described as the perpetual scream of a man who stared too long into the void of space

Hello Neighbors! I hope you’re done digesting your meals from The Great Feast, because tomorrow is the day of The Big Game! And you know what that means: pregame tailgating! All the junk food and beer

Hello Neighbor. Are you prepared for the Neighborhood news? I hope so, because today is special! Today is a special day in the Neighborhood: The Day of the Great Feast. Surely you remembered. You did remember

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I'm not sure if this counts as sublime, but I think it definitely falls under the category of "shit post". Behold: Sunday at Wiebehaus, and The Lazy Animals Within. That is definitely how I would

Hello Neighbors, Today’s Neighborhood news is very important, so drop (or gently place on the ground) everything you’re doing and listen to the words coming out of my mouth. Listen very carefully, with

The narrative is free form but "The Hood" is a place where pointless rules and strange events occur. After the Board of Directors meeting there were three new rules imposed. I would say introduced

Hello Neighbor, Now that the raccoon menace has been eradicated from the tennis courts, the highly anticipated Tennis Meet can go off without a hitch tomorrow. I know you’ve all been a bit out of practice

Hello Neighbor, Prepare yourself; it's time for the Neighborhood news. You are prepared, aren't you? It would be a shame if you weren't prepared for the Neighborhood news. If you have a Neighbor whom you

Hi there Neighbors! Happy New Year! 2020 will be a momentous year for our pleasant little utopian Neighborhood. We have many new improvements coming to our glorious gated Community, like the extension

Hello Neighbors, Prepare yourselves and your family for your Neighborhood news. Remember to sit your children closest to the speakers so they can pick up on the fun secret kids' news subliminally implanted

Attention Neighbors - This is an emergency broadcast from your Neighborhood Watch Association!!! We received many reports of an unidentified aerial phenomenon that was spotted flying over the houses in

Steemy and moist leaves of lettuce mix with some shredded cheese is so yummy. Adding buttery Garlic croutons and some slivered Almonds just makes your mouth water! Here is some amazing photography of my