Dear one, did you not know that your wife’s first husband has flattened teeth? I don’t know that there was anything national about it, but it was done when he was young by a mad dentist. Not as mad as the $&@#%^ monster who you encountered when you were a lad, but mad none the less. A kind of de-fanging I think you could call it, flattening down his canines and surrounding teeth to a nice, flat and very unnatural evenness. Perhaps you have seen this and it planted the idea in your subconscious. Only the dream weavers know for sure.
RE: Day 833: 5 Minute Freewrite: Friday - Prompt: bonus