Thanks for reading and commenting. Laughter is wonderful, and I’ve always loved clowning around with text. The first time I used my grandmother’s typewriter as a child, I rattled off a bunch of silliness like this, and it’s been a favorite pastime ever since. I thought it was a strange personal habit that just tickled friends and family until, when I was about 14, I found a book called Skywriting by Word of Mouth by John Lennon. Then I realized, maybe my idea of silly writing isn't uncommon. Then, a couple of years later, one of my high school teachers introduced me to Gertrude Stein, and I totally settled in to my weirdness.
RE: Dry Mouth / Freewrite Prompt by @MarianneEWest