Good day to you all. I am Pirate Q. The one and only Pirate that sails a paper ship. Don't worry about the paper ship sinking. Pirate Q never drowns. There is always a way out unless you feel there is no way out again. I believe in God, smart work, my phone, and my sub…

I am grateful for my gender. Hehe. I am proudly a Man, a Guy, and was once a Boy. I remember sometimes when I asked myself, what if I was given birth to a girl? What would my life look like? Would I be a pretty lady every guy in the street would keep running after? Or just some sort of slim girl, or the fat type? Or the ugly one? Or the figure 8 type? Lol

Don't worry, you can see different types of ladies. That's one reason we guys are always in trouble making a choice. Too many specs to pick from. But what if it's a guy? It's either we are slim, or fit. Your choice!

I am the second child and I can say my eyes have seen a lot having my immediate sibling as a lady. Lol. There’s a time I wished she could just turn to a guy before we woke up the next day. Different phases as we get older. I can't even seem to understand her.

Many times when my head is about to blast off from her trouble. Mum would always tell me to assume if she's my wife how I would cope with her. If my wife should be like that. I can't say what I will do. Lol. But still, I have to take my mum's words as I will always anticipate that there is still one kind of unknown woman in my future. Which means there is an unsolved problem or there are loads of unsolved problems ahead for me. This made me even learn to understand my sister. But I always fail most times.

There were times when we fought when she was still a girl. I don't want to punch my younger sister, but she is ready to pinch and scratch the hell out of my body. After her witch-like character subsided she already got the blood she wanted to see from my body. Then she would keep her cool and start pleading for her misconduct and disrespect.

But as we grow older, I don't know how she got to add more sense lol. And I think she went to pluck some fruit of maturity too.
I have long wanted the time when I would be able to understand her better. The time finally came. But it seems I still can't again. This time around, she changed totally. She became more friendly and playful with me, I never knew I would pay for them when the time came.

I became her ATM. Her friendly ways got me to like her even more, at times she would stylishly beat me and still push me away with her smile. Women are wonders. Imagine the person I can beat to a pulp beating me with style.

With time she started to realize I am financially dependent to some extent. I became her bill manager. She would start discussing and telling me stories. What's the end of the story!! She needs money lol.

She is making money now. But still won't let me go scot-free. Her money is her money. But my money is our money. Rubbish principle lol.

Were you able to understand your woman?

However, I have learned how to relate to women more from my sister. And I hope I won't have much problem with the unsolved drama ahead of me in the future.

They will be happy now, and then everything will change

Let me not say much about my mum and sister. Because if they mistakenly get to read this I might not get to eat lunch for three days.

You can’t understand a lady in a relationship. Attention; when you don't give them the attention they need, you are in trouble, when you give too much attention you might be undervalued. When you feel you are wise, if they get to handle you, you might have to regret your existence on the surface.

Women say they’ll show you pepper, and they can use that pepper to prepare a sweet soup you will enjoy, and that same pepper could be added to your bathing water.

Ladies are the best gift life has given us, and they can also be the worst nightmare we had. It depends on who you are and how you want them to be towards you.

I apologize for shaking this table. It was all comedy and nothing more. Lol