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They say…
that a parp a day
keeps the doctor away
Now this might work in April
but what about May?
Another question that’s being raised is:
What about a single parp per week?
Will that suffice?
After all, you can hardly call that parping, can you?
Two parps are the minimum required
and even those don’t come close to a parp time job(by).
I do really feel for you, my audience, both the loyal followers, my groupies and occasional readers, as I am aware of the fact that I have withheld parp jokes from you for almost a week.
And I know what you’re thinking:
The answer is 'No'. I wasn’t constipated.
You’ve got such a dirty mind!
Anyhow, I genuinely hope that you’re not just dependent on my supply,
as I tend to be the irregular type. I’m definitely not the most consistent sharer/content creator out here,
Talking about content...
In Dutch, it kind of sounds like ‘kont end’, which literally translates to ‘the end of your butt’.
Is that where parps come from?
Let’s say that I have been a bit more quiet for several reasons. Without going too much into explaining myself...
It seems like @clareartista and I will be con-tent again very soon. We gave Clare's old tent away/left it behind in Portugal, almost 4 months ago.
So we ordered a tent, yesterday, and we’re very excited about that.
The plan is to go camping ( up the mountains very soon ) and to use our tent, in the near future, as an extra ‘roofed’ space on the plot of land that we plan to acquire.
In fact, one of the reasons why we plan to go camping, is to explore a mountainous area near a lake that we both feel drawn to and to go for some creative house hunting out there. We are really looking forward to a live in nature, away from the stranglehold of cities.
???
I don’t know how this turned into a serious post, after all, but I guess there’s only so many parp jokes you can make, before you’re pooped
and I don’t necessarily like the smell of my own shit parps.
I gas guess I ran out of guess gas.
TO BE CONVINUED...
P.S. For your entertainment, I included a parp drawing that came to me a week ago. For a change, I didn't want to draw a parping cat, as shared in my previous post. This time I ended up with a green creature that we don't know much about, as I only managed to capture it ( on paper ) when it had already half left the page.
I will call it 'Billy the tree frog',
as I tend to call people and animals that I don't know and/or forget the name of, 'Billy'.
It is extra fitting because 'billen' is Dutch for butt or butt cheeks. We all have two billen, according to the Dutch. All in all it is fair to say that 'Billy' is quite a funny name, where I grew up.