Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah, shi-ite""
What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus.
Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me.
I always blurt out, ""SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal.
