""Shit, I have to go."" - Yoda, Jedi Master Humorist, iChat
Life hack: McDonald's will deliver if you tell them that you are holding Ronald hostage for a ransom of [your desired food order]
Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors? Because they all shot pilots.
""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's
What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the oven.
