Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
A little Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow 50 dollars. His dad says, ""50 dollars?! Why the heck do you need 40 dollars? 30 dollars is a LOT of money!""
Kids asked if they could do something & I said yes so my wife lowered my security clearance & now I'm not authorized to make those decisions
My king, the peasants are revolting! I know, they're disgusting.
Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey! I'm calling the shots.
