Maid Madam I want a salary raise.
Madam Give me 3 reasons I should increase your
salary.
Maid I can cook better than you?
Madam Who told you that?
Maid Your husband told me.
Madam Ok, second reason
Maid: I can iron better than you
Madam Who told you that
Maid Your husband told me
Madam Ok, and the third reason?
Maid I am also better in bed than you!
This time madam was furious and was getting ready to break her head.
Madam Did my husband say that?
Maid No the driver told me that I'm better in bed than you.
Madam Please lower your voice I will increase your salary.
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