How many times are you going to do this?
Together with this... something makes nine. Not that I'm complaining, they're all very entertaining, and each is accompanied by some original art - I just think the surprise factor is kind of missing at this point. The feeling of Wait, there actually is a post today?
I did rather enjoy trawling through your old posts to find your old non-posts, (I think I was part of your cult following for three besides this one).
Also:
This post started out as nothing and quickly became something that will not stop growing.
I was visited by a winged creature.
It flew away to the west.
Was it some sort of monkey? Did it take your dog? Did you remember to take water when you chased it?
And I'll try to get back to you with that proof of nothing.
RE: Attention All: I'm Writing This Post To Tell You All About Why There Will Not Be A Post Today