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hyperbole

Tuesday, July 23, 2019 6:52 PM

Sometimes I like to just let my brain be. Instead of all the nonsense that usually fills it, or any of that intelligent, productive thinking others so seem to enjoy (a few of them, at the very least),

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writing

Thursday, July 18, 2019 11:41 PM

Floury words

When flowery words start to fail you, try some floury words instead. Speak of bread in its rich simplicity, speak of cookies and cakes and the rest. Speak of bagels and baguettes, of doughs sour and sweet.

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writing

Wednesday, July 17, 2019 6:56 PM

Good days, bad days, and lying to myself

On my good days I wonder what I can do for the world, for people around me, and in general for those in need. I usually don’t get much past the wondering stage, but hey- at least I try. On my evil days,

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life

Tuesday, July 16, 2019 6:36 PM

What's wrong with fairy tale beginnings?

Once upon a time, though I don’t really understand how something can be upon a time, or that what follows only happened once- actually, I'm not really sure what follows yet. We should probably figure that

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crazy

Friday, February 15, 2019 9:38 PM

I'm ... Confused

Yesterday a friend asked me to take the enneagram test, and down the rabbit hole I went. Me being who I am, I immediately started looking into personality tests, which was something I've started looking

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life

Tuesday, February 12, 2019 7:52 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Sorry 'bout that. I started typing a post, a fun little writing exercise. Got about halfway through, my computer crashes... but not to worry, I saved

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writing

Tuesday, January 8, 2019 7:46 PM

Obsessions

Alright, so… food? Always food. I just don’t understand why people think I’m obsessed, I just think about food pretty much… constantly. Alright, fine, maybe I am obsessed. But hey, there are worse things

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crazy

Tuesday, January 8, 2019 12:43 AM

Talking walls

The boy turned and stared at the wall. And the wall stared back. And spoke. ”What are you staring at?” The boy was shocked. “What in the living #@$%?” ”Actuallythe #@$% isn’t living. And it gets very insulted

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writing

Friday, November 30, 2018 8:44 PM

Peanut Butter - Part 2

It seems I’ve finally been corrupted. I generally don’t like to do serials, mostly to avoid the word – we try not to associate with such thigs, it makes people think of uncomfortable things like murder.

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writing

Friday, November 30, 2018 12:44 AM

closed eyes

I close my eyes, then open them again. Now why on earth did I do that? Why, exactly, was I closing my eyes like that? It feels sorta pointless, especially since it basically was purposeless. I just did

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dropintheocean

Monday, November 26, 2018 7:59 PM

Foggy windows

I sat up, blinked, wiped my eyes. Glanced at the window... what the? Why is it so unclear? I want to be able to see outside. Beep. Beep. Beep. I quickly get up, walk over to the closet where I keep the

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writing

Monday, November 26, 2018 5:42 AM

Monologue, Dialogue

I was thinking to myself the other day (obviously, who else would I think to? One of those other idiots out there? Please. (We'll ignore the implications that I'm an idiot because I'm the one monologuing,

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humor

Friday, November 23, 2018 7:14 PM

Peanut Butter

The room seemed dark, uninviting. Twelve figures sat around a table, each somehow shaded from the light, and each somehow more imposing than the last. The newest member spoke first. "So. We're supposed

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writing

Thursday, November 22, 2018 12:53 AM

Bad things and other various goings on in the asylum I like to call "my mind" because some idiot decided it was a good idea to nominate me for Comedy Open Mic Round # 39 (2 idiots actually)even though I already played so I figured I'd drag this title out

Don’t you just love it when bad things happen? No, not to you, to other people! … What? You expected me to provide an example? That would be a nice thing to do, so why on earth would I do it? Ok, now that

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writing

Monday, November 19, 2018 7:43 PM

Druid Bunny

This is David. Was David. Will be David. Whatever, he gets confused about the tenses. They're a bit too tense for him. David! That was a terrible pun! As you may be able to tell, David is a druid bunny

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writing

Thursday, November 15, 2018 7:08 PM

Weird dimensions

Have you ever turned to yourself and said... One moment. How exactly are you supposed to turn to yourself? I feel like that would require some serious dimension bending, it seems like something one wouldn't

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writing

Wednesday, November 14, 2018 8:14 PM

Writing, walls, cases

I want to write, but if I want to get this right, I think I have to read the writing on the wall. I think there’s a joke in there somewhere, I just have to interpret it… ;) In any case, I really have to

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writing

Tuesday, November 13, 2018 12:50 AM

Rite

I'm surprised really. No, more than surprised, I'm shocked. Why… Why? Why did you do it, how did you do it, what did you even do? I've been wondering that for a while. Why do I think you did something?

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writing

Thursday, November 8, 2018 4:42 AM

Cartoons physics, Godly faces

The other day I turned to John and asked him "John? Do you know that you don't exist?" He was quite shocked to hear it. "What- What do you mean I don't exist? Do you mean on some deeper

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writing

Wednesday, November 7, 2018 5:27 AM

Meanderings

When you look into the great beyond, you'll find that it stares back, that you gaze on naught but yourself. How? Why? Who? When? Should I use all those other one-word questions instead of actually saying

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