I was going through an old box in my closet just now and happened across a sheet of old jokes about the 90's Cowboys. These jokes help to illustrate my point of how bad it can get if the NFL doesn't keep a lid on these guys. When everyone is emailing jokes about it you know it is out of control.
- What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A) A huddle
- Four Dallas Cowboys in the car.....who is driving? A) The police
- Why can't Michael Irvin get into the huddle on the field anymore? A) It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
- I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.....they got rid of the refrigerator, now they want a Coke machine. (For you young guys, Chicago had a huge player called Refrigerator Perry)
- The Dallas newspaper reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass."
- The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System......Yes, Your Honor, No Your Honor.
- The Cowboys had a 12 & 5 season last year. 12 arrests and 5 convictions.
- The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator......Johnny Cochran.
9.How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at Spring Training? A) Studying their Miranda Rights.
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