I'm so glad you took the time to find out why we stack precious metals. The simple reason is Bitches!! Or more to the point hot, smoking, stunning, beautiful women. That's right, stacking precious metals gets you the babe!!
My wife's hotter than yours?? I would say that, I'm bias!
I'm punching so much above my weight that you could line Ali, Tyson, Foreman and the rest of the greats up and BOOM I'd still come out punching.
When they say love is blind, I'm sure Mrs welshstacker must be a bit partially sighted!
She's younger, better looking and earns a lot more.
So why does she keep me around?? The only reason I can think of is my silver stack and gold collection. There can be no other reason, allow me to explain my trail of thought.
REASONS WOMEN DATE STACKERS
1)She knows I'm financially astute. I take care of my money!! I don't waste my hard earned cash on weekend benders and pointless fancies. Women like this in a man.
2)Shes seen how gentle I am with my silver. She's taken note how well I work my fingers around the rim and the attention to detail I have. Women like this in a man
3)She knows I'll never cheat on her, this one is easy to understand.... No stacker would risk loosing half his stack in any divorce settlement. Women like this in a man.
Now I hear you saying "surly your an exception?". No my friends I am the norm, we stackers always punch above our weight
@phelimint #punching 2 kids and another on the way.
@thedamus #punching now I've not seen his other half, but there is no way he could produce 2 cute kids like thing 1 & 2, must be the mother.
So now I've convinced you of the real reason why we stack, what's stopping you??? Don't like your women smoking hot do you?
