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The sense of smell is one of the most evocative and emotionally connected senses we have. There is more distinct discernibility, and and connection to memory associated with smell than any of the body’s

President Trump has been making headlines the last few days by offering one pardon after another. They have been both, as politically baffling, as they have been reality show baffling. From a profiling

When describing the sexual organs or humans, there are generally two ways to go about it. You can use cold, practical, medical terminology; or you can use low brow slang. But at the end of the day, a sensible

Creepy Guys At Yoga - What’s The Harm So if you haven’t taken a yoga class you probably don’t have any idea what I’m talking about… but there’s this phenomenon. And honestly, it doesn’t just occur in yoga

Seriously though, what is the deal with this unsweetened flavorless bubble water?!? Everyone is shitting there pants over this drink. Whether I’m at a party, the kitchenette in an office, or at a picnic

I mean come on! I know fashions come and go, but sometimes, some should be left on the ash heap of history. Among these are obviously, bell bottoms… Flock of Seagulls haircuts… And of course plaid knickers.

This week on sex terms that needs a new name… No, no, no, I’m kidding. But seriously, Google that phrase and see the ridiculous pictures and articles you find. Seriously, why does this phrase exist? I

And it’s a real god damn shame. So many of the things that were so good about our childhood are gone. Watching GET SMART episodes on Nic-at-Night. Gone. Browsing the seemingly endless isles of the most

There are few things more annoying and subtly hurtful than being ignored, but with the full-scale intrusion of social media into all things personal in our lives, the hurt can go so much deeper. For some

So weed’s legal now in most of the states that anyone would want to go to (no offense). You can buy it, smoke it, or rub it on your belly. And that’s just wonderful. But an interesting thing that happened

So if you haven’t seen Avengers Infinity Wars yet, then you’re probably one of 7 people in the entire United States. But just in case: Spoiler Alert SPOILER WARNING There be spoilers here. And if you’re

Right? No, right though? NO? NOOO!?!?! Ok, so recently some female comedians have segued into the next line of jokes by asking the women in the audience to raise their hands if they’ve ever received a

Science is ever moving forward. Sometimes it accidentally solves problems (I’m looking at you Viagra and Penicillin) and other times, researches spend a lifetime trying to find the answer to a problem.

You may be asking yourself WHAT is a “Sexican Standoff?” And if that is in fact the case, then count yourself lucky my friend, because things in your life have either gone well enough to have avoided it…

Ok, bare with me on this one. The world is a strange and complex place with so many questions un-answered, and so many questions people probably wish you wouldn’t ask. Questions like, what is that goo

Seriously, fuck cats, am I right? They strut around without a care in the world, ignoring the people that feed them, clawing the shit out of the furniture, and then taking off for the night like a god

It’s well known and widely regarded that listening to someone recount their dream to you (even if you’re not sleeping with them) is one of the most painful, non-lethal forms of torture we have to live

There are too many damn people on this freaking planet. It’s frankly ridiculous. It’s not only one of the biggest, and most direct causes of most of the world community’s problems, but it’s also the most

Anybody with half a brain will tell you that the reason people say that Prostitution is the “oldest profession” is true, because as long as there has been sex, people have been willing to sacrifice to

You don’t have to be a theater nerd to know that STOMP was a Broadway show in the 90’s and that it’s been made fun of for decades. If you’re not familiar, it’s a show that solely consists of various