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PreOccupied Territory
Facing increasing difficulty in having our satire stay ahead of the increasingly-absurd news about Israel, the Middle East, and Jews.
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palestinians
Wednesday, July 30, 2025 4:59 AM
Proliferation Of Natural Disasters Correlates With Frequency Of People Calling Jesus 'Palestinian'
The team has yet to determine whether a causative mechanism exists.
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palestinians
Tuesday, July 29, 2025 5:25 AM
Every Moral Person Puts Gaza’s Starving (Yet Oddly Camera-Shy) Population Before Sudan’s Plight
by Francesaca Albanese, Agnes Callamard, Rashida Tlaib, or whichever propagandist you prefer
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houthis
Sunday, July 27, 2025 8:51 PM
Houthis Admit Missiles, Piracy Only Way To Reassure Selves That They Matter
Their society has contributed nothing of note to humanity in hundreds of years, perhaps ever.
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terrorism
Wednesday, July 23, 2025 10:02 AM
DSM-6 To Designate 'Pro-Palestinian' As Mental Disorder
The disorder in its various form will bear the designation P.O.S., for Palestine Obsession Syndrome.
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gaza
Monday, July 21, 2025 8:02 PM
Woman Struggling To Lose Weight Despite Strict Diet Realizes She Must Be From Gaza
Like her analogs in Gaza, Pose has posted to social media a continual treatment of her regimen.
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bible
Sunday, July 20, 2025 7:08 PM
Influencers Hector Solomon To Release Bathsheba Files
Assurances that justice has been served and that no credible evidence exists to prosecute anyone else have prompted a sense of betrayal on the woke right.
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politics
Tuesday, July 15, 2025 8:54 PM
Bibi Obviously Prolonging War That Hamas Refuses To End
Signs all over the country urge the political leadership to accept a deal that has never been forthcoming.
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iran
Monday, July 14, 2025 5:10 PM
Battle Damage Assessments: Khamenei Can Still Access Grindr Account
The 86-year-old has committed hundreds of atrocities on the site.
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islam
Monday, July 14, 2025 4:54 AM
Pope Shrugs, Signs Over Notre Dame To Waqf For Use As Mosque
"Within a couple of generations, it's questionable whether there will be any Christians at all left in Europe."
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antisemitism
Thursday, July 10, 2025 7:01 AM
Tucker Carlson Fails To Challenge Balaam On Malice Toward Israelites
"There's pro-Israelite propaganda everywhere," charged Amalekite diplomat Stew Peters.
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antisemitism
Wednesday, July 9, 2025 3:59 AM
Zionism Is Not Judaism, Which Is Why We Attack Jewish Institutions To Protest Zionism
By Zohran Madani, Democratic Party candidate for New York City Mayor
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iran
Monday, July 7, 2025 9:24 PM
Paranoid Khamenei Panics Upon Learning Kitchen Full Of Suspicious White Powders
"Is THAT anthrax??" he continued, pointing to yet more flour.
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israel
Sunday, July 6, 2025 6:52 PM
Polls Show Only One Man Can Get More Votes Than Bibi: Trump
It hardly matters whether Trump accepts leadership of a party that currently sits in the Coalition or in the Opposition.
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antisemitism
Wednesday, July 2, 2025 8:37 PM
Cenk Uygur's Doctor Prescribes Not Believing Lies About Israel
The pundit's risk of heat disease will wane substantially if he stops accepting as true the various libels of Israel's actions in the Gaza Strip.
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antisemitism
Tuesday, July 1, 2025 8:00 PM
Study: 100% Correlation Between Hating Jews And Believing The Most Outlandish Sh**
It may take the form of attributing nefarious motives to normal behaviors when Jews engage in those behaviors, such as political advocacy.
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bible
Tuesday, July 1, 2025 11:57 AM
180,000 Soldiers Die In Failed Jerusalem Siege; Sennacherib: 'Glorious Victory Over The Zionists'
"The Zionists are now even closer to permanent defeat, and we will liberate Canaan."
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iran
Sunday, June 29, 2025 7:03 PM
Say, Ali, You Seem Like You Could Use My Autopen
by Joe Biden
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iran
Thursday, June 26, 2025 9:17 AM
Missiles Disrupt Knesset Session; Israeli Opinion Of Iran Skyrockets
Public opinion of Iran has improved to close to 60% favorability.
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iran
Tuesday, June 24, 2025 8:33 PM
Iran Air Defense Hacked Again, Rickrolled
Only to have the system speakers launch into the characteristic opening drum sequence of Never Gonna Give You Up.
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corbyn
Tuesday, June 24, 2025 11:18 AM
Wreaths To Families Of Iran Generals Bankrupt Corbyn
He has exhausted all of his personal resources and gone into debt.
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