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Tina's friends used to tell her that her jokes sucked and were in bad taste. When they finally came to see her first comedy show, she got her revenge by making sure she wasn't the only one spitting up

When a whale goes out of their way to give a big upvote to a minnow that's been stuck swimming in circles. Follow for more really really ridiculous jokes.

A time lapse of a girl's dating app quest to find her perfect match for sexy Instagram couple photos. Follow for more really really ridiculous punchlines.

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When people ask if I'd like to have children, my answer is usually yes, pending a clause to put them up for adoption if they turn out like this. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.

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Unsurprisingly, the prostitute was able to identify who tried to pay for her to sit on their lap on Christmas Eve... ...all of them. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.

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Marvin logging in to put his life savings* into Bitcoin Cash* at the top of today's big green candle. *Don't try this at home. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.

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After weeks of collaborating with MIT research scientists, we've concluded that there's roughly 1% chance my joke posts will earn more than $0.01 in rewards without @punchline. If making this a dick joke

My new comedy account trying to make it on Steemit after @punchline's last day. Thanks for giving me the jump start so I can hit the ground running. source Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.

With demand for North Pole delivery services going to be thin this year, Blizten took the initiative to enlist in the Air Force reserve for extra income. Better hope you're not on the naughty list. Follow

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What's that you say? You've found a way that we can still live off of our Steem earnings!? source Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.

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