If you need a woman, what you need to do all the time is dress well and look good no matter where you are going to and also smell well all the time. You never know when you will meet a woman that love

Believe it or not, guys will say ridiculous things and put up with a lot of crap just to get that girls . Though some might actually be saying that because they’re need the girl to accept him or believe

Your President is Fulani. Your IG of police is Fulani. Your Army Chief is Fulani. Your Air force Chief is Fulani. Your DSS Chief is Fulani. Your Interior Minister is Fulani. Your Defence Minister is Fulani.

Johnny: “What makes the baby at your house cry so much, Tommy?” Tommy: “If all your teeth were out, your hair off, and your legs so week you couldn’t stand on them, I guess you’d feel like crying yourself

Teacher: “Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.” Jimmy: “Who stole all the pencils then?” Mlungisi June 2, 2012

A captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt. The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?” The Captain

Someti–err–most of the time, work can be stressful and paperworks are piling up like there’s no tomorrow. Trying to catch up and finishing charting before the end of the shift, you rush and forget everything

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick

A man can cheat on his woman and still love her but a woman cannot cheat on her man and still love him. I say this because while men do not have sex with emotions, women can't have sex without attaching