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...'unless you had a fetish for worn moss-encrusted pallets, hard-on's were out of the question'...

Source Having listened in its entirety to Geddy Lee's 'My Effin' Life', I now find myself moving to 'Martin Popoff ‘s, Rush Across the Decades, Books 1-3'. It seems I can't get enough of them… or is it

I’m sure no one gives a flying arsehole about what’s going on in my life, both now and over the past 2 years, since I stopped being really active on Hive.. But hey, I’m jumping back in to kick off talking

‘Miner’s Institute’ it claimed. I shuddered as I remembered past times from 1980 of those sticky carpets… and ‘Working Men’s Clubs’. My friends had systematically gone from playing football in the fields

...***'The lads in Mexborough don’t shave their balls'***...

...'WARNING: ADULT CONTENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED'...

Yes, it is a 'Toilet-Tale'...

December 2023, and Land was unleashed. We could do something with it.., if you call farming for Grain ‘something’. I hope my memory is serving me correctly regarding the date, but it was like a Christmas

Rotherham, South Yorkshire - famous for its shit football team that consistently fails to get out of 'League 2', the bottom-most rung of respectability and a pedophilia ring scandal in 2010 that made headline

Source No writing for 2 weeks, I think that's just about a record for me. When you get out of it, it's tough to get back in. These are words that 'World of Warcraft' addicts should heed, the memories of

I am not quite sure where this post should go. I pondered joining a new community - one where people share about their experience on HIVE or in content creation as a whole or one where people discuss the

A marathon 3 weeks ago, a 47-mile ultra a week ago and a Half marathon today. After last weeks' ultra I wasn't sure whether I could do the Manchester half today. It's for a good cause (Heartbeat North

Could I distract Mort long enough to smash that vile piece of hardware into small pieces, and stuff them up his arse?

...'a vertical torture rack? I looked around for evidence of pre-owned burning pokers'...

Maybe some of you on HIVE have seen it before, there’s something called a KE Ratio for every account. It shows how much a user has earned from author rewards plus curation rewards over time. If you divide

Last year I didn't have a chance to do much writing after each of my races. I'm still struggling to balance work and running but I always find a way of running before work, especially in the summer. Last

Hello everyone, after I already wanted to thank everyone yesterday, I'll now tell you a bit about how I felt about the presentation live - as it was my first time there. When we arrived at the Spacelend

...'wouldn't you like to sample what was being cooked? I am guessing human flesh seasoned with garlic and onions'...

Whoops, that was a big fuckup. Only 4 weeks ago I was intent on dumping anything Splinterlands. The cards, the nodes, the SPS, the Land, the DEC, the XBOT tokens… it was all going and HIVE would be the

...'were those pesky urchins still in there, watching our every move, readying the blow-pipes with poisoned darts?'...