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...'unless you had a fetish for worn moss-encrusted pallets, hard-on's were out of the question'...

Source Having listened in its entirety to Geddy Lee's 'My Effin' Life', I now find myself moving to 'Martin Popoff ‘s, Rush Across the Decades, Books 1-3'. It seems I can't get enough of them… or is it

‘Miner’s Institute’ it claimed. I shuddered as I remembered past times from 1980 of those sticky carpets… and ‘Working Men’s Clubs’. My friends had systematically gone from playing football in the fields

...***'The lads in Mexborough don’t shave their balls'***...

...'WARNING: ADULT CONTENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED'...

December 2023, and Land was unleashed. We could do something with it.., if you call farming for Grain ‘something’. I hope my memory is serving me correctly regarding the date, but it was like a Christmas

Rotherham, South Yorkshire - famous for its shit football team that consistently fails to get out of 'League 2', the bottom-most rung of respectability and a pedophilia ring scandal in 2010 that made headline

Source No writing for 2 weeks, I think that's just about a record for me. When you get out of it, it's tough to get back in. These are words that 'World of Warcraft' addicts should heed, the memories of

Could I distract Mort long enough to smash that vile piece of hardware into small pieces, and stuff them up his arse?

...'a vertical torture rack? I looked around for evidence of pre-owned burning pokers'...

...'wouldn't you like to sample what was being cooked? I am guessing human flesh seasoned with garlic and onions'...

Whoops, that was a big fuckup. Only 4 weeks ago I was intent on dumping anything Splinterlands. The cards, the nodes, the SPS, the Land, the DEC, the XBOT tokens… it was all going and HIVE would be the

...'were those pesky urchins still in there, watching our every move, readying the blow-pipes with poisoned darts?'...

Source I try to avoid posting three extra strange songs in a single, 'Alternative Weekend.' If you, the reader, have never heard of any of the artists, it may not draw you in at all. My last 'Alternative

...'those scratches on my back? it was wild sex with a dirty woman... honest!'...

...'you commented on a post but didn't vote, the shame, the shame, the shame...'...

Source I have never heard anything so crazy, and they are getting into me. How I managed to click on a Cardiacs link I don’t know…, but I am happy I did. They are impossible to pigeonhole. Each song is

Just like the last time I hosted 'Tales of the Urban Explorer' - the website, I quickly got bored and abandoned the project. Unlike the previous time, the most recent incarnation is all my own work and

When I was younger, I was fascinated by the American Music Charts. Pre-Internet, it was tough to keep up with what was happening on the other side of the pond. Who were 'Daryl Hall & John Oates'?.

...'a pair of large breasts once inhabited this sizable pink bra'...