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The Comedy Club
Monday, July 28, 2025 1:08 PM
Punday Monday 415!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Wisconsin! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send
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LOLZ's Fun House
Tuesday, July 22, 2025 12:29 AM
Punday Monday 414!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is monks! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me
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The Comedy Club
Tuesday, July 15, 2025 12:33 AM
Punday Monday 413!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is internet! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send
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The Comedy Club
Monday, July 7, 2025 10:18 PM
Punday Monday 412!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Maps! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me
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Freewriters
Thursday, July 3, 2025 6:50 PM
Flea Surgeon -5minutefreewrite
For Flea surgeon Don't wanna BE Surgeon It's too scar-Y surgeon To do it on ME surgeon I get so afraid of the scalpels and pins Run away from the exposed shins Not a day goes by that I don't fear flesh
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letting
Thursday, July 3, 2025 1:51 AM
I use my drafts when I've written something but decided against sending it, but just can't let the words not exist. These are from drafts...
August 2024 which is a sense of loss and grief. A sadness that my kid will not know the brilliant man my father was, and that some of his knowledge is, in fact, lost forever. Yes, the sauce I make with
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Freewriters
Tuesday, July 1, 2025 9:46 PM
grill freewrite
Yes we are. HA HAHA Oof! Halal Grill. The grill has fire inside. It has smoke especially if the grease drips down. I can burn clean though sometimes. Sometimes people who make food on the grill don’t eat
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The Comedy Club
Monday, June 30, 2025 5:06 PM
Punday Monday 411!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is summer! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me
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Freewriters
Wednesday, June 25, 2025 4:21 PM
Admiration -5minutefreewrite
For I admire...me. What am I talking about? I'm not trying to brag. I'm trying to be bold. I'm making a decision, and then feeling afraid of it. Where's the fear from? Here is the... Oh my. Ok. Here's
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freewrite
Tuesday, June 24, 2025 10:08 PM
"To My..." a five minute freewrite
To my I am in favor of sending things to my Of giving things to my child fund for paying for stuff To my There once was a beautiful tree. It gave things and it took things. It asked the sun "give
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The Comedy Club
Monday, June 23, 2025 5:32 PM
Punday Monday 410!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Coffee! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me
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Freewriters
Monday, June 23, 2025 5:19 PM
Such A Stereotype -5minutefreewrite
For Zomg. What are all the stereotypes? ALL OF THEM Jocks are dumb is one... one that is, in general, demonstrably false. Like, not to rag on anyone else, but I think it's pretty well-demonstrated that
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freewrite
Monday, June 23, 2025 3:09 AM
I live in a worlf of enough
I believe ha. worlf I believe in giving according to your ability and taking according to your need. Especially easy to live by these rules when the giving or the taking do not diminish me nor you. When
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Freewriters
Sunday, June 22, 2025 4:44 AM
Lifestyle Choice -5minutefreewrite
For You know what's a big lifestyle choice? Doing things in your lifestyle that are stylistic choices and that have no nooooonooonnnnnooo noo Boo bear is a c=sc school bear Hoo boy hoo beay poo bear the
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Freewriters
Friday, June 20, 2025 10:07 PM
We can't import -5minutefreewrite
For We can't import it. I guess before I start really focusing on that prompt, I want to bleh out all my blehiness. Bleeehh. It's been a ... not stressful exactly, but It's been hard to feel ready to go
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politics
Friday, June 20, 2025 5:56 AM
class and other identity markers
There are people in the world who don't live by the credo "an injury to one is an injury to all". Some of those people benefit materially from their willingness to separate themselves from their
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Freewriters
Tuesday, June 17, 2025 6:44 PM
He'll have to beg -5minutefreewrite
For He'll have to beg for his bone. There's no way for him to get it otherwise. Oh. Shera was wrong. His bone was right there a moment ago. It fell from his mouth. He picked it up without missing a beat.
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Feel Good
Monday, June 16, 2025 9:41 PM
Punday Monday 409!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is peaches! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send
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fear
Friday, June 13, 2025 4:47 PM
ww3
I have often dismissed smart people who thought we were heading for WW3. Not because I didn't think it was possible, but because I couldn't wrap my mind around it. But... Nuclear powers are involved in
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drag
Friday, June 13, 2025 6:05 AM
saw a post likening drag queens at storytime to ads for cigarettes, and I'm just like ???whaaaaa???!???
I think seeing drag queens at storytime will influence your life choices. You might not be as quick to preach hate against drag queens. That's a life choice that I think seeing drag queens volunteering
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